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Woke my wife laughing
Amazing.
“Dr. Pepper you’re a part of me.”
Begging American Christians to read their bible and eventually get to the part where Jesus commanded folks to pray in secret rather than to make a big boast about their faith.
Hoping Christians get the right message from Jesus’s presumed teachings is always a sucker’s bet. That’s why for most of the 1600 years in recent history the church just cuts to the chase by torturing and killing people who stand in their way. Y’know, like Jesus would have if he hadn’t been so woke.
Wow. That is tacky.
I wonder if this is an Easter display or a year-round thing.
I just wanna know how they got the dr peppers to to stay up there? A mount behind it?
Looks to me like empty boxes taped together.
But who knows, tide-goes-in tide-goes-out you can’t explain that. So maybe it’s a miracle or whatever.
How dare you question the miracles of our Lord and Savior!
Our Doctor, who art in cans, Pepper be thy name Thy discount come, Thy stock value increase, In sales as it helps shareholders. Give us this day our sugar rush, And forgive us our loud belches As we forgive those who refuse to drink Thee. Lead us not into moderation But deliver us to diabetes. For thine is the fandom, The branding and the artificial flavors, Forever and ever, brrraaaapp.
the POWER of JESUS
Only logical explanation
I’m assuming empty boxes glued to each other. Either that or Jeebus magic.
The made a pact with Satan. The powers of the underworld keep them erect.
Through Jesus, all things are possible.
Pure faith. Thoughts and prayers.
Empty boxes glued together I’d guess
Everyone knows Dr. Pepper is agnostic
We don’t know, no one can know.
Maybe, but Texas isn’t.
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Dr. Pepper, probablyThis feels like something out of Superstore: Glen puts this up and Dana destroys it.
Somehow this would be to unbelievable for a tv show.
you should watch the show
If I wanted to watch a bunch of low life idiots work menial jobs I’d rather just sit inside walmart with a beach chair and some alcohol.
Some people are so fucking stupid. This really bummed me out.
Recommending a book, once again: The Passover Plot. History nerds will enjoy it. Published in 1965; I gain nothing from sales.
I don’t hate it, I’ll tell you that. I just admire the attempt.
Not American enough, needs more guns.
God would not drink that crap and he left a piss stain (top right) on the ceiling tile.
Does that count as holy water?
Didn’t the Walmart guy on reddit say most of these were designed and constructed by the soda company reps?
Nah, this is definitely a store manager mandated thing. I recognize the shittiness of those signs.
The real special displays you see… Yes. They aren’t even actual 12 packs. Just displays that you assemble that look like it. Like the other guy said though there is zero chance in hell the company actually did this.
Absolutely. Companies really don’t like taking a stance on anything.
Doing so alienate customers, and therefore potentially reduces profits.
This can’t be construed in any way other than “Christianity”, which alienates every other religion and nonreligious folk alike.
Unless you’re in the German state of Bavaria, where putting up crucifixes everywhere apparently has nothing to do with Christianity but rather the state’s “identity”
