Someone’s just about to swat.

Asshole.

From alcohol but with medication to reduce withdrawal symptoms. Three times.

From soda. I drank a ton of water.

From cigarettes after I’d worked my way down from a pack a day to three per day. I’d gone back up to four and then five and stopped completely before it got back on top of me. Starting again (after seven years) was the worst decision of my life. I moved to vaping six years ago.

Cesspool.

But Twitter is ok because “free speech.” / s

Goatse, if you’re too young to know, was a domain that hosted a photo of a man’s prolapsed anus. It was a common troll link (before Rick-rolling).

Possibly the man most responsible for the right turning into blathering lunatics.

Talk like Newt

Or getkirby.com.

He was an immigrant.

This is a pretty stupid take.

Hence devoting a blog post to banning us, five years after we walked away: you can’t leave me. It’s me who has to ban you!

Matt Mullenweg is a piece of shit who’s actively tanking Wordpress.

I thought my kitty was huge.

Jfc. I hate people.

Blacklist us and take us off your phone contacts. We’re irredeemable and completely insane. It’s why I’m looking to leave.

Purity culture is a disease.

Palestinians getting to broadcast the horrors visited upon them by zionists is bad. /s

That’s iOS criticism. On MacOS, I compile software from GitHub and run it no problem.

This made me laugh and show my partner. She also laughed. Both kitties looked at us and said “you’re next.”

The only good accordion man in the world.

I truly hate accordions. This is the most true Far Side ever.