BitForged Space
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
callouscomic@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

I've found a new candidate to vote for

lemm.ee

message-square
36
link
fedilink
251

I've found a new candidate to vote for

lemm.ee

callouscomic@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
message-square
36
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    32
    arrow-down
    6
    ·
    9 months ago

    Being too lazy to be funny so you just post ChatGPT garbage is definetly a meme. /s

    • Mac@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      9 months ago

      SnarkGPT

      I upvoted you because I agree with you, btw lol

    • Nougat@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      9 months ago

      *defiantly

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      9 months ago

      It’s pretty dystopian.

    • glimse@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      3
      ·
      9 months ago

      It’s worse because they read it and didn’t think it was the corniest shit they’ve ever seen. I’m surprised chatgpt didn’t suggest baconing the narwhal at midnight or holding up a spork

      • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        9 months ago

        Lolsorandomamirite?

        • glimse@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          9 months ago

          Haha, kitty cats! What will chatgpt think of next

    • henfredemars@infosec.pub
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      9 months ago

      This would be even funnier if posted by a bot.

      • callouscomic@lemm.eeOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        edit-2
        9 months ago

        I can be anything you need baby. Whatever gets your vote.

  • ccunning@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    Damn - I didn’t know my student council president was running for POTUS!

  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    9 months ago

    I oppose this candidate on the mandatory naps. Idk what else they stand for but that’s a big turn off for me, as a single-issue voter.

    I can’t nap. Naps are literally nightmare fuel for me, in that every time I nap I have horribly realistic and super vivid nightmares.

    I’m gunna start the anti-napping coalliance to defeat this absolute whacko. Preserve freedom!!!

    (The nightmares bit is true, the rest is in jest)

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    9 months ago

    Even with the unicorn, it’s more realistic than most of what trump says.

    Unicorns are real.

  • Obi@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    9 months ago

    Pretty sure that last one was part of the Brexit campaign.

  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    Look we already voted for a president Garfield

    • ccunning@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      9 months ago

      No lasagna; no deal

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    9 months ago

  • Redacted@lemmy.world
    cake
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    9 months ago

    I love that even in the most fantastical scenario they couldn’t envisage anything less than a 4 day work week.

    • callouscomic@lemm.eeOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      9 months ago

      In this case, the candidate is secretly planning to eliminate workforce protections and send children to work the mines 7 days a week for 15 hours a day.

  • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    “As president, I will nationalize the moon and distribute lunar real estate to every American citizen. We are entering a new space age, and it’s time to secure the future of our nation by claiming the moon as a federal asset. Every citizen will receive twenty-eight acres of moon land, complete with rights to mine precious lunar resources like helium-3, which will power the next generation of clean energy. By 2050, I will establish a permanent lunar colony, complete with affordable housing, universal healthcare, and high-speed internet. You can start planning your retirement on the moon today!”

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      9 months ago

      Cyborg Melon Husk for prez 2096!

      • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        9 months ago

        And his running mate will be Last Remaining Ice Cube.

  • Atlas_@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    9 months ago

    AI will find it hard to do a hostile takeover if it’s already president!

  • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    9 months ago

    He’s got my vote.

  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    9 months ago

    Abolish Monday? So 4 Day work week?

    • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      9 months ago

      you still have two days of weekend, the weeks just no longer have [redacted] and are 6 days long.

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        9 months ago

        That would bring us from a 71.4% rate of work to a 66.6% rate of work. Not as good as the 57.1% rate of work we’d get by having 4 days on 3 days off, but still, progress.

  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    9 months ago

    Mandatory naps? Am I a fucking child?

    • OBJECTION!@lemmy.mlBanned from community
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      9 months ago

      If they were optional, your boss would fire you for taking one.

  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    9 months ago

    Now that’s the kind of candidate I can vote for!

  • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    9 months ago

    I don’t want to nap

    • Nougat@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      9 months ago

      Blasphemer!

Political Memes@lemmy.world

politicalmemes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

Welcome to politcal memes!

These are our rules:

Be civil

Jokes are okay, but don’t intentionally harass or disturb any member of our community. Sexism, racism and bigotry are not allowed. Good faith argumentation only. No posts discouraging people to vote or shaming people for voting.

No misinformation

Don’t post any intentional misinformation. When asked by mods, provide sources for any claims you make.

Posts should be memes

Random pictures do not qualify as memes. Relevance to politics is required.

No bots, spam or self-promotion

Follow instance rules, ask for your bot to be allowed on this community.

No AI generated content.

Content posted must not be created by AI with the intent to mimic the style of existing images

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 2.49K users / day
  • 6.51K users / week
  • 11.9K users / month
  • 26.2K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 8.43K subscribers
  • 4.76K Posts
  • 157K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Rooki@lemmy.world
  • AutoMod - Beta@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
    cake
  • Tenthrow@lemmy.world
  • JonsJava@lemmy.world
  • Wren@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org