I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.
Orderly horrible that you milked that old joke
More like, ‘Betrayal of the highest udder.’ …I’ll see myself out… of the barn.
No, you milk that joke for all it’s worth.
What a creamy smooth joke
Not all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.
Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
What else have we been lied to about??
Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
It’s what?!
(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
For the curious “blumineck” is the name of his channel
Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
The cake
Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
The caketrix
Who gets to lick the spoon
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
They’re not???
Some probably are.
I want to believe
Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?
I mean, isn’t tha what makes it so impressive?
I just assumed it was frozen
Real Americans deep fry butter cows.
Don’t forget to inject the cheese before you flash fry it.
wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies
Anything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.
Are they still losing it after a year?
Give it to ‘em straight - like a Pear cider made from 100% pears.
Iowa dairy, amirite?!
Wisconsin I believe (or don’t believe as the case may be).
What is a butter cow?
See image above
I am assuming a giant sculpture of a cow that is made out of butter. Probably for a county fair.
Iowa State Fair, yes.
Cow, except butter
