I hate myself too.

Is it stopping goods from reaching Israel?

“Guys, he fell for it again!”

Command & Conquer

You can enable developer mode and use the Lockito app to spoof your location.

SATJA, duh

Just tie it up right next to a diesel oil freighter and let it bask in the London Thames for a bit.

He also has to stay 500 feet away from furniture stores at all times.

Wow, a biblically accurate Honda accord

‘Here I go, killing again.’

Maybe the stringer spacers are polymer though. Like those separation bars you see on residential power lines

He probably shit his pants at the deafening sound of an MRI machine being quenched, and had to leave quickly to change them.

He’s got my vote!

You’re assuming the dinosaur fence operates on the same principal as a regular livestock electric fence. I put it to you that the Dino enclosures use alternating positive and negative stringer wires, where touching one won’t do anything, but touching two will make a short circuit.

The higher the voltage, the less the electricity cares how good a conductor something is. Air is a shitty conductor, and yet, lightning doesn’t give a shit.

This is insanity.

When you’re bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.

Turn the other cheeks

You people are never satisfied!

Unbewaspable!