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12·9 days agoI’ve never ever thought of any music as Kafkaesque…
Huh…
311·10 days agoNgl
I’m surprised the feds haven’t Epsteined him.
(Shocked pikachu) What? That’s the Russian flag??? No… we’re totally just using the white, blue, and red of OUR flag you silly…
Highland coo
The pacific tree octopus; of course.
34·19 days agoSeriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??
Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”
1·25 days agoEmu ready? Don’t tell the Australians…
Holy hell this is great. Thank you
How about a nice game of chess, Dr Falken?
Keep in mind; the crazies… uber Christian crazies… and I can’t say this part loudly enough, NEED there to be a war as it will bring about the second coming of Christ…
This is why every thing the crazies have pushed - moving the us embassy to Jerusalem; backing Israel at every turn, while questioning every other Jewish activity, and tearing up the Iran nuclear deal… they WANT!!! They NEED there to be a war… this is their design.
Some say he’s still on hold, and that call has lasted through 2 phone upgrades; all we know is he’s called the Stig…
The Spice must harooooooooooo owoooooooooo
Hey Siri, define "face eating leopard "
3·1 month agoBAN Dihydrogen Monoxide!!!
My best friends dad died from it!
according to a report published Friday by The New York Times
Friday!!!
The actual FUCK?!!?!!?
Why is this shit not reported DURING the election!??!
–oh right, access and $$$ Assholes.
Not short term memory loss…
THAT is the plan… destroying any and all infrastructure.
Buy… better BUY that guy a pardon