JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
He weedwhacks in shorts and sandles.
I saw the bastard press the spatula down on burgers he was grilling.
Pressure washer, too
That’s hardcore mode though, I didn’t think the had the balls.
Hardcore, having balls or ovaries, is taking your ass back into the house and putting on proper clothing like a serious adult who is about to do a job.
It’s 40° out mate, you are not catching me outside in anything but shorts; yardwork or not
You’re going to get ticks, poison ivy, and tetanus. Stop your madness.
Sandals and socks!
Unelectable
And I thought him masturbating dolphins after dosing both the dolphin and himself with LSD was weird enough.
This would unironically raise my opinion of him
Based on a true story. Look up Peter the dolphin
If the dolphin consents!
Believe me, the dolphin was very interested in sex.
Peter, being an adolescent dolphin, frequently had sexual urges which disrupted his lessons, and taking Peter to a downstairs pool with two female dolphins proved to be a logistical issue for Lovatt. Eventually, Lovatt relieved Peter’s urges herself, stating “It wasn’t sexual on my part. Sensuous perhaps. It seemed to me that it made the bond closer. Not because of the sexual activity, but because of the lack of having to keep breaking. And that’s really all it was. I was there to get to know Peter. That was part of Peter … It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt#Complications
I’ve seen him wrapping presents when it’s nobody’s birthday.
This guy has no backbone and just shills culture war trash while sucking his handlers dick at every corner…
This dude has no character
So many modern Boomer conservatives still cling to the mythology of the JFK era and the national labor movements that made America great in the wake of WW2. Reagan and Bush and Trump knew how to pander to these folks and to scapegoat minorities and immigrants as the cause of the country’s decline.
Vance doesn’t have any of that. He’s entirely a product of the 21st century without any roots to speak of. He hates his mom for needing oxy to get through the day. He hates his home town for failing to pull itself up by its own bootstraps, like the armies of government contractors at Yale and Langley and Silicon Valley. And he hates poor white people for not embodying the mystical traits of superhuman races in his favorite pulp fantasy novels. All of that is naked on his face when he tries to talk to anyone over 30.
He’s not like us. He spends too much time on the computer and now he’s a fucking weirdo.
the national labor movements that made America great in the wake of WW2
Ah yes, the wake of WWII. When America was on top and producing everything, because all of our competitors had the ever-loving shit bombed out of them. Also they needed to buy stuff too.
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(Offer of greatness and subsidized mortgages not available to black people)
The industry Americans retained could have been under the same monopoly conditions of the 19th century. American working class labor could have been little more than serfs under these same historic conditions.
Instead, we got modern consumerism - private homes, cars, clothes, vacations, fancy liquors, home appliances, toys…
That isn’t what the working class of Latin America or Sub-Sahara Africa got, despite also being removed from the war.
Argentina was the 9th largest economy during the height of WW2. But Peronism looted the country rather than investing in it. South African apartheid and Brazil’s military coup set their economies back decades. These countries weren’t bombed by Germany or Japan, but they never took off like postwar USA.
Strong domestic unions held back the capitalist rot in the States at least until the Volcker shocks under Nixon, Ford, and Carter.
Hey, I’m a weirdo that spends too much time on his computer and I don’t do any of that!
^ This.
It’s possible to be too online, very weird, etc…without being incel/blackpill/fascist weird.
They all do. I don’t see any different outcome if it was DeathSantis or Vivek or Token Tim Scott instead of JD.
These all people have one thing common among them - they all lack backbones and have absolutely no convictions beyond enriching themselves. Not one of them have even an appearance of a coherent policy that works for / is in best interest of anyone but themselves
On July 31, Trump dismissed suggestions that JD Vance was a bad choice, telling the National Association of Black Journalists that vice presidential picks have “virtually no impact” on elections.
Then why are Republicans bothering to attack Tim Walz?
Republicans are synonymous with hypocrisy.
Even putting that aside, rather than defending his pick he just says sure he sucks, but it doesn’t matter… Way to go?
Millennial here, we don’t like him either. I’m really concerned for the couches my children will have to grow up with.
certainly no more reaching between the cushions for change.
Won’t somebody think of the couches?
We must stop the right’s radical couchist agenda.
Why is he so puffy? He always looks like he is wearing one of those silicon masks.
It’s a little known fact, but Vance is actually heterosectional.
He wants his own Ottoman Empire
He does, but he won’t get it if we chaise him away
Too much drankin’
As a guy who’s puffy from too much drinkin’ I can confirm that it looks like too much drinkin
Same. I’m quitting tomorrow.
I hope you do! If that’s what you want/need, anyway.
An even better day would be today.
Those Silicon Valley Michelin Star restaurants aren’t going to visit themselves. Someone’s got to keep those sommeliers employed.
Are boomers the ones that had plastic foils over their couches?
I think when JD uses one, it’s called a sophylactic.
It keeps the couch from getting… sticky.
“But Recliner babe, I’m allergic to sophylastic …”
That was more a thing of the Boomers parent’s, the Greatest Generation. At least in the PNW of the US. Fads happened in waves before the internet, so YMMV.
They lived through the Depression when they couldn’t afford a new couch, so they learned to protect the one they had
Can confirm. My grandma had a sealed couch that would protect it from stains and the like. Scum like Vance would slide right off.
That doesn’t make sense - how else do you get little couches if the momma couch can’t be fucked?
But yes, you are correct about that, but I try to PSA that its not the great financial & economical depression that caused such behaviour - that behaviour is the default, the normal, what humans always did.
Its only the extreme profit driven consumerism that followed that that indoctrinated us into the ‘buy new completely discard the old, dont think about it, it was always like this, since the dawn of time’ … a price generations are now beginning to pay.
They just foresaw Vance’s arrival, and were trying to protect the virtue of their innocent couches from him.
It was foretold in the lint patterns of old, embroidered into the sofas of kinds, printed on those little inside stickers that tell you how to wash things, that one day a great couch fucker will be born, a couch fucker with pretty blue eyes & mad eye-shadow game, a couch fucker to unite both the couch fucker nation, and ottoman fucker nomads, one couch fucker to rule them all (couches, not other couch fuckers).
But the prophecies were lost to time and legend, decayed like the crusty old jizz between the cushions, subject to decades of hateful propaganda by the evil those-shitty-massage-chairs-that-dont-shiatsu-but-only-vibrate oligarchy.
However in the end, the great couch fucker (GCF?) shall rise, and don’t do shit.
Not for incompetence reasons, nor all the hate speech, but because love defeats all. For nothing ever compared to that first couch, the couch he took when his parents tried to throw it out, the couch that is now in his bedroom where the bed should be.In the end, as all great legend go, the great couch fucker was defeated by a sweet old couch that fucked, fucked good.
I never quite understood what those were for…I remember people mocking boomers that still did that (because it was something the generation before mostly did?) but was it to preserve the couches?
It was to preserve the couches. And TBF they did work for that, but they raised the question of why the fuck did you pay for expensive furniture that you never used, and why did you devote a whole room in your house to that shit? The answer is it was for “company”, i.e. visitors you didn’t like and couldn’t wait for them to leave.
Can I request he stop coming to Michigan? This week marks the 3rd time since becoming Trump’s choice. We don’t want him here.
Someone should suggest he campaign in Miami. I hear he loves the Dolphins.
He loves u guyz
:awkward forced Vance laugh inserted to seem genuine:
The couch cleanliness demographic
What is a con man without the confidence?
Don’t let’s ignore the searing hatred us gen xers have for this living example of retrograde evolution.
Just a point of context that my fellow gen-xers still really do still suck and there more than likely isn’t that much hated for this couch lover.
Bleh. I have no idea what happened to some Gen Xers (and honestly I have the same question about some boomers, and have had these questions since the 80s, really), but I guess it proves the point that generations are not really a “thing” as much as marketers would like them to be.
I read that Gen Y are now better off than other generations were at the current stage in their lives, so I bet they might swing more conservative (the “I got mine” thing), possibly: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-dramatic-turnaround-in-millennials-finances/ar-AA1oKIcC
If the same happens to Gen Z, it is possible that these two generations might be even worse than boomers or Xers…but only time will tell.
What am embarrassment to Yale. His classmates must be mortified.
What am embarrassment to Yale.
Nah. He’s very standard Ivy League material.
Please explain
Is this… is this a problem for President Drink Bleach?
Probably because at least some boomers were educated enough (in their schools as well as hearing it straight from their parents) about the dangers of fascism.
How? They usually love awful scumballs.
Yeah, but he’s a millennial, and there’s nobody Boomers hate worse than their own children.
Newspapers: “Are Millennials Killing the Scumball Politician Industry?”
