Okay, I like this lore.

If he’s the one fixing all the destruction wrought by Kool-Aid Man, isn’t he the good twin? Which would of course make Kool-Aid Man… the evil twin!

Good grief, she said that weeks ago! That little comment permanently damaged his ego on a profound level, didn’t it.

True, but that guy in particular looks ridiculously young. If I was just seeing his face I’d assume he was 11 or 12.

And yet almost all of them (I’m being generous here) will still obediently vote R in the election. Gotta support the team!

Finally an explanation for why candy corns are so disgusting.

“ThEy’rE bOtH tHe SaMe!!1!”

Meal Team Six

Certain ‘liberals’ on Lemmy be like:

Oh he’s screwed. She’s going to sentence him to be hung hanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.

“I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this message!”

What do I want to do when I retire? Pretty much nothing! I want to watch TV shows and soccer games, play video games, sleep in, take naps during the day as I see fit, hang out with my wife, and shit-post online.

But I know that hobbies, side-projects, and socializing are important for delaying cognitive decline and staying active. So I’ll probably, begrudgingly, do some of that shit too.

Still a decade or two before I can even think about retiring though. And things can change. So who knows.

But at the same time…

“MeNtAL hEaLtHcArE iS fOr SnOwFLaKeS!!1! AnD tHE OnLy WaY tO bEAt a BaD gUy WitH a GuN iS a GoOd GuY WiTh a GuN!!1!” -Mentally-ill right-wing gun nuts everywhere

Oh, fair point.

Interesting article. But is that seriously the best AI-generated image they could find for this story?

Nevermind, I guess it probably is a real photo, just from a really weird perspective, so it’s like like the plane below it is merging into the plane in the foreground.

They have been for a long time. He comes up with a good one every once in a while. But most of them are lazy and unimaginative.

So did I.

This is exactly my situation. My kids and I could move over there easily and in an instant, legally. But I’m not sure what the process is for my wife.

Also, there’s more to moving to another country than just the legality (and that aspect alone is insurmountable for many unsuspecting people). You’re talking about leaving/moving/selling all your belongings, vehicle(s), possibly also a home. And going through the whole process of getting a new job, new schools, cultural shock for kids. And transferring money over, setting up be accounts, etc. And dealing with starting from scratch with credit scores and such. And all that would involve moving back to a country that has its own pretty profound struggles right now. It’s a massive headache. But it’s something we are definitely considering.