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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

You like causing nuclear accidents don't you?

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You like causing nuclear accidents don't you?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Edging the demon core with a screwdriver is like lighting a match to get a better look at a stick of dynamite. It’s embarrassing that it got two people this way.

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      edging

      Well no wonder things got a little… dangerous~

      Though I’ve never done so with a brick before… or screwdriver for that matter…

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        You’re missing out.

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          Brb going to the home maintenance store to buy some bricks

          • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            brick your pipi

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      According to some tellings it was the only way to get the needed measurements. They could have at least added a bit of shielding, though.

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        It absolutely wasn’t. There are things as proper spacers they could’ve used, and shielding of course. This was laziness and a macho showing off. To his and his colleagues detriment

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      …whilst standing in the sticky remains of the person who’d been juggling the dynamite 9 months earlier.

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    Gimme that Boykisser keychain model RIGHT NOW!!

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      Don’t see layer lines on the keychain. Maybe vape smoother. Nice detail if it was a print.

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    Ow my bones

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      My DNA is itchy

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        “Do you suffer from chromosomes? Try tickling the dragon’s tail!”

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        Good thing I didn’t like having skin anyhow

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      Do they feel gooey yet?

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    “accident”

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      “Fuckup” might be a neutral point of view, here.

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        deleted by creator

        • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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          Sir my client pleads oopsy daisy

        • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          An oopsie, if you will

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          Few events have been more deserving of profanity.

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    I’m a simple person. I see a dragon’s tail, I put on my cowboy boots and tickle it.

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