The Knook can identify as neither nor, and so can you.

Yeah, she (my GF) told me to stop acting like a crybaby 😞

I think that’s less risky, honestly.

My coworker tries to make me fall down the stairs every day at work. We named her Rhea when we got her 7 years ago, but we should’ve named her Trip Hazard instead.

How about we call that quadrant Ottomans instead?

It’s Rimworld, so making hats out of guests is kind of mandatory.

“The cloud” basically just means “someone else’s computer(s)”. It takes away a lot of the black magic once you translates the buzzword.

Those are prime candidates too, I just haven’t seen them yet. I add them as I see them.

I found it a lot more peaceful once I started filtering out certain word combinations that indicate a ragebait bullshit headline. I considered just filtering out “trump”, but I want actual news to come through, so here’s the list:

Trump wants
Trump says
Trump will
Trump hints
Trump demands
Trump indicates
Trump claims
Trump considering
Trump tells

…and repeat the list for Musk and Vance. Those verbs target the nothingburger headlines only meant to attract clicks. Basically, we learned 9 years ago that he says loads of stupid shit that doesn’t deserve a headline. I might be interested if he signs something.

The sad part is that Musk actually believes this. AI + “a wizard will do it” defeats night and/or clouds, apparently.

Of course they are. Forcefully so, but still volunteers.

Bacon and water melon. Discovered by accident when I was late going on my offshore shift. I swung by the galley just to pick up something so I wouldn’t run on fumes for the next 6 hours before breakfast. Upon entering the back deck, I stuffed it all in my mouth to free up my hands, and that’s when I noticed the godly combination.

What do you call an elephant that you can only access remotely? A telephant.

EDIT: Damn autocorrect.

What’s your favorite dinosaur? 🦕

Based on the Houstonians (as well as other Texans) I know, you’d have one hell of a riot in Louisiana.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

IMHO, that orange liquid Kraftesque garbage doesn’t count as cheese anyway.

You caught my attention. What are the names of those two extensions?

I find that it’s around the same, except linux waits on updating the UI until all write buffers are flushed, whereas Windows does not.

Or walking. I’ve been to a few US cities, and the common denominator for all of them is that walking anywhere isn’t really an option. Sure, you can’t always walk A to B in most cities, but at least European cities have public transit to cut down on the distance, necessitating only two short walks to and from a transit station.

Observation: Saudi Arabia is heading down a Houstonian path. There was one pedestrian bridge near me, and outside of that one, getting anywhere involved strategic jaywalking to cross freeways. At least they seem to have a decent bus network, though.