He’s not

IT’S NAHT A TOOMAH!

“Ask meany thing”?

What are thooooooooose???

“High on a list, you say??? Hire him! If he’s a she, make sure she’s locker-room-talk worthy”

Prisons are awful. Put him under house arrest and then swat him. Say he’s got the manifesto stashed in his pooper.

Half of these people look like they’re being possessed by Richard Nixon’s ghost

Giant Turd Poured Into A Suit And Shoes:

leaving for work in the morning “First day of work… See you later, babe! Can’t believe I’m gonna meet Elon Musk today!”

returning home “Holy shit! He’s such a moron! Can’t believe I’m gonna have to work with Elon Musk every day…”

Nuh-uh! Americans can’t be terrorists cuz Americans kill the terrorist, like Malcolm X and Jamal Khashoggi… Wait, are we the bad guys?

Aren’t they using red flags to find their top picks?

Caw! Caw!

Oh sorry, I meant “Caca! Their argument is caca!”

Emperor Trump has a quiz for you dissidents: does this napkin smell like novichok? Answer honestly, you peasant.

chamber

chamber

^chamber

I don’t mean anything by this comment. I literally just wanted to make an echo. Anyway, fuck Rapey McShitprez

Ah yes, the super-informative anecdotal sample size of…
*checks notes*
… one.

*checks notes again*
Eh, an unreliable source at that

All better! Global democracy is now unfucked, yay!

/s

Fantastic username, Ace

Stop it!

Okay, now do it some more…

I did! I fell asleep halfway through typing that and forgot to check myself

Warworld is the most terrifying horror movie they’ve ever seen.

Oh wow! 60 whole days of fees that no one will pay?? My cup runeth over

Shut up! Quit using up all the rich people’s free speech