I’m so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it

Weird … Is what I’d say

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the “I” to an “L”.

It would be whelming. Just so.

I dont want to think about it

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.

Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.

OD’ing on cold/flu medication

Probably painfully

Death by snusnu

Just ducks!

In an accident.

Asphyxiation

It’s happening one way or another. But not both.