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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

Battleship reformers are unironically more fanatical and non-credible than A-10 reformers

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    bro just raise the radar bro the horizon will be further away bro totally time for countermeasures bro

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      Just make a hovering AWACS that can hold U2 elevation. Then the gunship could hit targets across the pacific.

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        ZEPPELINS ARE BACK BABY

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        • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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          Rigid frame airship.

          The term “Zeppelin” makes people nervous. They think they’re made with lead.

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            Modern Zeppelin are semi-rigid 😛

            • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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              And ribbed for her pleasure.

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        AC-5 Funship enters the chat

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        At that point it would be easier for it to be an orbital (intraplanetary?) platform, pic for reference https://files.catbox.moe/cejyk6.jpg

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          but then we wouldn’t be defeating the whining about water battleships and the horizon

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            Plenty of horizon in low orbit!

      • Glemek@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Y not tethered awacs weatherballon??

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          massively parallel synthetic aperture awacs via drone swarm

    • merc@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      The Pagoda Mast was a good idea, but not tall enough. 40m? C’mon, with modern tech we can do 100m easy.

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    With the success of drones in Ukraine, I wonder if the future’s just going to be midget drone-mothership subs.

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      I’m in for outrageous Ace Combat style drone carriers with their own point defense.

      https://acecombat.fandom.com/wiki/Arsenal_Bird

      And conventional warhead ballistic missile subs with drone launchers:

      https://acecombat.fandom.com/wiki/Hrimfaxi

      It’s “last second” MIRV too, so more politically correct.

      The Japanese had things figured out in 2004, lol.

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      midget drone-mothership subs.

      So is it a the mothership that’s a drone, or the midget subs? The latter would make more sense.

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        It would be a regular sized sub that’s a drone mothership, crewed entirely by midgets

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          Drones must be terrifying for midgets.

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            Maybe, but they are our last defense against nano bots.

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          Smart, you can fit an entire extra story inside that way. And they’re less likely to mutiny if HAL decides when they surface.

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        The subs contain lots of drones, but the subs are unmanned, making them drones, and they’re launched by a bigger mothership sub that’s also a drone. All manned by midgets pretending to be AI, of course.

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      Carrier Has Arrived

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      Military planning like that is exceedingly difficult and we’re almost always wrong. Like fixed fortifications, in history there’s at least 6 major moves away from fixed fortifications because they became “obsolete”. A few years later some new design or invention comes about and suddenly fixed fortifications are en vogue again.

      In this case I think the definition of a battleship will just change like it did for dread/pre-dread ships. Eventually I think it will be twin high velocity low throw weight railguns in a all or nothing armored extremely low freeboard stealth hull.

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        Battleships being at the center of naval plans obviously changed. But, I think you’re right that something battleshippy will probably still exist.

        I mean, look how long it took for the spear to go away. With bayonets you could argue that they’ve never gone away. But, they’re now a secondary thing, rather than the primary thing armies are designed around.

        I could imagine a future where a sea-tank exists, something that can take a hit and attack with direct-fire weapons. Having said that, the war in Ukraine is showing that a multi-million dollar tank can be taken out with a few hundred dollars in drone gear. Battleships are/were closer to $1 billion, and they were already mostly obsolete when they were in danger from multi-million dollar planes, dropping thousand dollar bombs, piloted by pilots who had been trained at the cost of millions of dollars.

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        Get out of here with your down to earth and sensible thinking. This is Lemmy!

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    Design battleship to the brim with CIWS

    Have a few token main guns

    Park ship inside the enemy’s missile range to theoretically fire guns

    Spend entire hostility mulching their missiles as they focus on you

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      Eh if it’s big enough just use something with orbital velocity.

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        Orbital battleships will take it out.

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          With the Wave Motion Gun?

          • SSTF@lemmy.world
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            That Wii accessory? Yeah that’s the one.

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              I think the Yamato predates the Wii.

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                According to “experts”.

  • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    But does it go “brrrrrrrrrrt” ?

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      Scale it up.

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      KABOOM > brrrrrrrt

      • Fisting for Freedom@sh.itjust.worksM
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        Plus the 16" guns can fire nuclear shells. It’s like the Davy Crockett’s big brother.

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          Imma let you finish, but a gatling gun made of 16" guns is strictly better than a regular 16" gun.

          See also: This unit from Supreme Commander

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            What about a gattling gun using 16" guns as ammo, then?

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              Somebody get DARPA on this, stat.

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          Wouldn’t you want the Explosive* payload be nuclear rather than the shell? Seems dangerous for the crew

          Edited forgotten word to make it clearer

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    …what about a battleship with turret-catapult A10 float planes?..

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    Gets lasered out*

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