Bring together the Old Faith and the New.

Well, unless he’s insanely strong, he did it with weapons sized for him, or is a master poisoner.

Both are equally impressive achievements for his physical limitations, in that Genghis Khan sorta way.

Well, he looks quite pleased about it. Probably takes a lot for a caterpillar to reach the rank of Emperor.

I’m kinda terrified of an Oppenheimer beyblade.

Those things are already kinda scary, if they get up to the right speeds. Probably won’t break a bone, but some of them shoot out of that arena damn quick, and some can get heavy as hell for a spinning top toy. Pretty durable, too.

They creeped me out as a kid. It didn’t help that I had this concept that they were like “evil” butterflies. Child brain hardcore taking my grandmother’s complaining about moths eating clothes and being a nuisance too far.

Absolutely adore them, now. Go ahead and enjoy some lamp, little friend, you’ve earned it.

"As you pull the blade free, it begins to rapidly rust away. The legend was never the blade itself, it was the strength of the heroes who led the way.

That strength has caused the ground to shift, rocks fall, everyone dies."

So long as you know you aren’t dealing with an expert, confidence in your nonsense will get you impressively far.

The skill timing concept was novel, at least. Gave you something in combat besides menuing and watching things play out, alongside the timed block.

Though I wish they just hadn’t with some of the voiced bits. I still hear that “Blagg Monstaar” Dart let rip during one of the exposition dumps in my head.

I wonder if there’s some kind of near-surface pipes they might hear water running through.

Miserable pile of secrets.

We’ll calm down when we have both games.

And whatever games he makes after this.

Has Phoenix Wright been a documentary about the Japanese legal system this entire time, and we just wrote it off?

Well, first, you want to get a hammer. Make sure you’re comfortable with the weight, you’re gonna be doing a lot of swinging.

Next, you’ll want this hunk of metal called a dolly.

Now, if you’re someone without experience in a body shop, I’d recommend searching “Dolly dent removal methods”, watch some tutorials.

If you’re familiar already, you know what comes next. Decide if you’re going on or off, and beat the shit out of it until the dents come out.

How To Fire A Gun by Shael Riley and the Double Ice Backfires and Can’t You See The World Is Ending by The Doubleclicks.

Those two have worked their way back into my daily rotation.

Its only been 13 years?

I can’t tell if I feel old, or need to figure out how the fuck 100 years has passed in 13.

I don’t want a corner, I want a cave. At the top of a mountain.

If anyone comes thinking I’m some sort of guru, I’ll let the mountain realign things for them on the way down.

Great, now there’s going to be a skyrocket in underaged lycanthropy.

Even worse, they’re going to want to increase their population, and do you remember what happens to the seventh son of the seventh son?

Lycanthrope Sourcerers in our future. None of us are prepared.

Holy shit, I genuinely haven’t thought about that manga for years. I completely have respect for it, from the bits I’ve seen. I’ve never delved into it myself, but I used to have a buddy that absolutely loved it, he used to post panels and pages as reactions.

That is definitely going on my watchlist.

At least Batman has some armored plating.

This looks like “Middle Manager By Day, Fill My Burrow By Night”.

I can’t with that suit.

Batman if he suited up in a BDSM shop looking shit.