There was Mr. dog shit, a bloody tooth, that Kennedy guy who, if Biden was horse after the debate like the news is saying ( I didn’t watch it), the Kennedy guy must have eaten hoofs or something. He could barely make word noises from the bits I heard on NPR. And probably that girl who sees Alaska from her house (situated in Alaska). I’m just being sarcastic. Yeah all very weak candidates. Specially on the democratic side, no one really to pick from. I know plenty of people who would do better. Republican or Democrat. I got both. I even got a republican Joe who loves to talk about migrants. I’d vote that guy in before Biden or Trump because I know this Joe personally and he’s not 80 and has full speech capacity. Anyway, we should also remember that we don’t actually pick the candidates or vote for president. The candidates are presented to us as options, we pick from those options, but then the electoral college actually picks the winner. Finally, a president is just a guy. He’s got no magic. He’s just a dude. He doesn’t create jobs or build bridges. That’s all of us. We do. He just leads. So I assume there’s plenty of really good leaders…who don’t happen to be company plutocrats paid in the billions. Just good managers who understand the needs of the people. From that pool is where we should be picking leaders from. But there has to be much smaller niche pools where good candidates could come out from. Like the leader of a food co-op? Or maybe the organizer or a car show or street food event. Those people move others and make things happen. Moms from the ASB in school? Teachers? There’s is a shit ton of people who are really smart and are good leaders at universities. And the goals are clear right now…deal with homelessness, defend against China, fuck Ruzzia really good until it decides to not have an army ever again, and vegetarian pizza options… could we please have more?

Okay okay.

Did you know that librarians usually have a penis or a vagina? And the most horrible thing of all is that they bring it with them into the library! They jiggle it all around every time they go around putting books back in their order and such. It’s horrible. What kind of message are they trying to send?

I mean regardless of what sexually deviant thing they carry around between their legs, for sure, almost with a failure, with just a few exceptions, all of those deviants bring an anus with them where ever they go. And tits! They are gotta bring their tits like anyone is interested in those things. My God! We need to burn those places down!

It works at 3ft! Let’s try 30ft!

If you’re homeless, go to t Your town’s rich people area and sleep near their mansions. La Jolla near San Diego for example. That’s also where I humanely drop off animals that get into my basement like possums and trash pandas.

Only when it happens to the rich are rules changed. If you persist, suddenly it will be legal to sleep in the city streets again!

After all, homeless people used to be housed people. The banks took their homes after their bosses too their jobs. Whoever lives in their old house basically is just in the round robin of people.

Excuse me while I make my shake for 12:30. I know this meeting is about monkeys and such, but the shake must be done.

Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.

I have vivid examples of how bad AI is a programming.

It’s not Joe. It’s the fact that he’s old, and Trump is old, stupid and a criminal felon. And we have no other choice? Out of the several hundreds of millions of Americans we get these two and that’s it? How come no one else wants the job?

I will choose Biden 1000000000 times over Trumpfus. With Biden, China is what it is, an economical frienemy. With Trump they are our best friends and so on and so forth if they just give Trump tickets to the Padres game or something. No question, Biden. But if a piece of cheese 🧀🍕 was running and it could talk, I would vote cheese all the way!

It’s always a penis isn’t it?

Oh oh say, can you see!? By the dawn’s early light 🕯️…

What? A full body crumple zone vehicle!? Where do I sign up!?

Oh sunk! I wanted to try and find it. So they probably know where it is then. Okay 👍.

What are you complaining about? That’s affordable! Don’t you make 180k? Obviously not! You might wanna read my take on the economy.

https://lemmy.world/comment/10828100

Hey friend 🤗! Come on man, we’ll find you some cans! Place number 1 where people don’t look is under cars! Just sit here, watch the cars leaving the street parking and jump in to profit! But do it quick or a Karen might just give your cart to Bob…Sorry Karen! Yeah, not all Karen’s are bad! Specially not you!

Comes with a free dildo if you don’t have a partner but wanted to Netflix and chill somehow.

Ma’am, we looked at the bones and he passed away within a month. We’re afraid you’ll have to pay for that hip replacement in full, and, here, we kept your cancer boob, well need repayment for chopping it off…and the wisdom tooth.

Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be the guy who figures out when people died to cancel their families insurance postumably!

That’s my exit plan too. Once my joints only allow me to pull a pin, I’m going to eBay to find me a nice unused WW2 grenade or maybe a tank mine.

3 people in a 737 don’t make 100people non matter what side they seat at or how many times they change seats…but if they seat at the right place near an emergency exit with no seatbelt on, they could make it 2 people or even 1 person in the plane!

Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…