Plus they had to buy aluminum foil tape the other day to patch up the new speed holes in that one port o prince plane.

What if you were in the desert 🏜️ and a pedophile had the only source of water 🌊💦 and was also a politician but he had retired years ago and just wanted to be alone so he could have fun with his adult friends in the desert?

Is it ribbed for her pleasure?

Plus who knows, 😜, maybe I don’t have to work tomorrow!

I mean, if I was mangled into 30753 pieces mixed in with the neighbors dog and Misses Jane’s tits on someone’s windshield which is also in 1000 pieces and on fire tomorrow, then I don’t have to go work.

But all good 👍 if we can possibly get sadam putin in a bag and toss him into the ocean with honors. Or just in to a bag. Tomorrow or this coming week would be a good time for that.

Carlos, for the 2570th time, you are free to go chico! Thanks for only being an immigrant and not a criminal immigrant. Our criminal tags are pretty good and you don’t have any. See you tomorrow before work again? 😊 You too man! 😀 Oh what an inspiration of a person!

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Is it 3 mile island but with a fail safe reactor? Like the ones that don’t use fission (lol).

All that enshitification takes good planning.

Lame duuuuude! Hurray! No lame duck at all.

That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

You’re not alone. Just call 1800SG10000 they will…oh who an I kidding! Yeah you’re alone. Man I had to vaguely remember anything about the russian star gate thing. I didn’t even remember it had that dhd thing missing. You better forget enough. You’re on your own buddy!

Hopefully the head went in the same direction as the rest of the body? Abruptly.

No doubt. Probably two years of trumpfus and two of JDv. The Simpsons predicted it. It shall be true.

Remember when russia had a star gate and then the US broke theirs so they had to use the russian one? Ah yes. There was collaborative partnerships but now they have thrown all that away to satisfy putin. russia will be announced like they announce Peru or Chile…the little nation that is troubled but somehow still makes the news. But it will take a long time. First they gotta lose the war, they’re taking their own sweet time doing that but they’re getting there. And then probably a decade to lick all the wounds. And then…news 10! At 10! Watch as Vlad the Propeller, the new ruzzian leeder trips over a microphone cable! It was hilarious 😂😆!..

Some will get lots of valuable experience. like for example getting split into 357 pieces. Where else will you ever get that experience anywhere?

Nah, first you gotta get comfortable for a couple of years.

It’s basically pig butchering for social networks.

Open an only fans account and start racking up the money 🤑💰?

How do you get H5N1? It’s not airborne, don’t worry. Just walk slowly 6ft behind other people. I keep repeating this because it’s true.

It’s not like you’re going to be going to Walmart to actually purchase a perfect vessel for transferring viruses and or bacteria from the origin of the infection thru the sick chicken’s ass to your own mouth. Cooking 🍳 it will definitely fix eeeverything!

It was probably a stray bullet that was oppressed at home and it just ran away on day (the same day as the landing was scheduled for)

Well said. Maybe there’s more to do in the hardware, software and general computing training such that the layman could safely deploy their own Website like we used to be able to do. Then everyone could have their own servers at home like some of us do. True decentralized communication.

Lemmy would be great for dare I say it…church congregations for example. Schools, mechanic forums, unofficial student associations like alpha Kapa whatever. ETC. it’s a momentous opportunity.