Open an only fans account and start racking up the money 🤑💰?

“What could Trump do to lower grocery prices?”

Apparently either increase oil production which biden has already done and Harris also talked about continuing, or do two other things that Harris promised to do.

So essentially Trump could have done one thing to lower prices. Lose the fucking election.

What a shit article. We don’t get to decide what he could or couldn’t do. That’s his fucking job, not ours. And he doesn’t give a fuck what we think anyway.

Well, he could die, I suppose.

Article: “nothing in line with anything he has said or done. But a girl can dream right?”

Nothing. He will do nothing.

Man I really love The Onion, so good