The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I’ve given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I’m the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

It costs 1 blue mana to summon them I guess

Yeah come on OP let us test what you’re saying.

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

If someone pulls out a flip phone I’m just going to assume they’re a drug dealer

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

What a weirdly aggressive comment, calm down. It’s a comment section on the internet, don’t get so emotional.

Sounds like it’s time to stick him in a home

Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

Pamela Anderson nude or horrifying decapitation? Time to roll the dice!

My approach is basically: One playthrough for the story I want. One playthrough for the story the game gives me. One playthrough where I just be an evil fucking bastard.

Oh man that look was great, made me laugh out loud. It felt like kicking a puppy.

Halsin basically went up to me and said “I’m making a public salad and I need some of your dressing” even though I didn’t interact with him aside from when absolutely necessary to advance certain quests