Fifth columnists at The Onion using a completely different title, domain and website to sneak their woke agenda into our patriotic browsers.

This was always the trade-off of dynamic languages. You have to write a lot more unit tests to prove basic correctness, but you can move quickly at first if you’re not bothered about that.

He needs to man up and stop licking America’s boots. We can’t rely on America anymore - probably never could.

NataliePortman.gif: to remove them, right?

East a jar of English mustard and report back.

Such as.

That frog was Elon Musk’s mother.

You wouldn’t download a trainer.

Very DRY.

Sounds Brian Herbert as fuck.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

They’re doing this because their accountants ran the numbers multiple times and found there are still millions of pounds left in the economy that are not either in billionaire pockets or secreted in tax havens.

I don’t believe it’s costing that much. Chicken dippers are like two quid in Iceland - this report must have been looking in Booths or Waitrose.

The Bude Tunnel is another victim of this sad phenomenon. It now takes two hours to shuffle from one end of this marvel to the other during peak season.

When he said he’d end the conflict faster he meant by accelerating the massacre.

Poor timing for anyone who just accepted a four year position on Trump’s cabinet.

Musicals are massively popular. People go to them to get drunk and sing along too loud, and maybe have a fight.

When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think crisps will be thrown into the sea.

Publicity photos from Terminator Genisys.

Surely campaigns like this are simply run from Russian troll farms so that CHUDs can point of them as examples of “woke” overreaction.