flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-21 day agolashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarniesfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1342arrow-down16
arrow-up1336arrow-down1imagelashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarniesfiles.catbox.moeflamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down7·1 day ago“We have conquered the world for spices.” “Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?” “Absolutely fucking not.”
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down3·24 hours agoOh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype. I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down3·22 hours agoNow, if only you used them …
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 hours agoBetter to be funny than a pissy little Brit.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 hours agoHow would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·8 hours agoYou’re having a day-long freakout on the “OK Mate Wanker” community with a banner of beans and tagline of “Obviously satire, dozy wankers”. Take off the clown shoes, you’re bringin shame to the profession.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoThanks for telling me what I should do!
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down3·1 day agoEast a jar of English mustard and report back.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·1 day agoI accidentally west the whole jar
minus-squaredavidagain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoI can’t upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoYou may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
“We have conquered the world for spices.”
“Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?”
“Absolutely fucking not.”
Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
Now, if only you used them …
Twat.
Better to be funny than a pissy little Brit.
How would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.
You’re having a day-long freakout on the “OK Mate Wanker” community with a banner of beans and tagline of “Obviously satire, dozy wankers”. Take off the clown shoes, you’re bringin shame to the profession.
Thanks for telling me what I should do!
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
I accidentally west the whole jar
I can’t upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
deleted by creator