hello

when i come to power the first thing i will do is make glass chopping boards illegal

my car’s a fairly basic model from the late 2000s, and honestly the only modern tech i would like is a bluetooth radio (and i could just swap one in). oh also my coworker has this thing on his car where you can remotely start the engine and get the heater going, that would be nice in winter

i’m a cool poster and not a man :)

i’m sure you do, but please be cautious anyway. infections can get really bad quickly

okay well that sounds awful. you should probably go to a doctor

thank you for the 1,000 comment birthday megathread :)

fart obscure teapot connection lightly

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wow. this is epic! if i had gold i’d give it to you

tipper gore is a way cooler name than she deserved

hi can i do a megathread pls

it actually is fr

it sure is

it’s friday rice

americans are henceforth banned from the netherlands if they have a channel centred around urbanism. find another country

fr

get onto the nether roof

we can do it!

grounds for divorce?

can’t even go eight hours without reading yakuza smut smdh