No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

Remember Sega’s old racing game Daytona near the 2000’s

TIME EXTENSION!

Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?

No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.

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In your country’s defense, you didn’t create it. You did everything in your power to stop it, and failed miserably. All the rest… yes.

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99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

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You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

Motion to make this the telephone icon

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Nostrils, cigarette’s butts

The signs are everywhere!

The magic apple curse that he put there himself.