concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoAs markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1455arrow-down16cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldusa@midwest.social
arrow-up1449arrow-down1external-linkAs markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)www.independent.co.ukconcrete_baby@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square48fedilinkcross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldusa@midwest.social
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-222 hours agoOfficer: Sir, do you have a green card? Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold– Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown Guy
Officer: Sir, do you have a green card?
Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold–
Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown Guy