‘For $5 million, this could be yours,’ Trump says of card available to wealthy immigrants to buy a right to live and work in the U.S.
If you give me the $5 million, I’ll take one of the disgusting things off your hands.
Dollars won’t be worth much soon anyway.
He looks very old
Other countries do this, too. Here’s 18 of them: https://www.globalcitizensolutions.com/golden-visa/
Rich people play by a different set of rules than you do, even in places with slightly less oligarchy.
Thanks for that list. Seriously considering some
The US is already on that list, and the golden visas top out at $100k. This is just another Trump scam.
Not the Onion? Fucking come on already
Today’s reality is wilder than anything Onion can come up with.
Don’tworry, they still got it.
Yeah I 100% expected this to be an Onion article!
Selling citizenship like blue check marks? This sounds familiar.
I bet it’s not a gold card. It’s just a painted on piece of toast.
It’s bronzer
It’s yellow and brown on inkjet paper that says
DO NOT LAMINATE
We are slaves for the highest bidders. We have been for a long time but this is just the latest security update for them. This is an offer for people to come to America to live out their corruption in admin-created, perfect poor environment for them to abuse.
Hey I always wanted to be Cyprus, said no one ever, including Cyprus (<3)
Gusanos salivating right now. They never miss an opportunity to get easy US citizenship and flex wealth.
