You actually read the article on here? Respect!

Free college? Just join the military that just can’t win and murder brown people. You get a standing O at ball games and discounts at Dickies too.

That’s what I was thinking. They’re basically gonna end up banning airplanes from flying at certain altitudes.

Looks really nice and really smart. Question: does it last the whole week without spoiling?

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

Asylum for being a persecuted South African white man? Or for being a billionaire that has made tons of that from the government like a good oligarch that is now has his source of wealth threatened?

IIRC - insect invasion. Really cool.

Correct, not “franks”.

That’s only one frank, my dude.

Gotta be using a Ginzu brand knife or some shit. And kudos on the finger nail!

Have you tried? It’s amazing!

Sure, but not in bike lanes.

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

This makes an incredible amount of sense so I can’t imagine the Dutch understanding what you’ve written.

Playing doesn’t mean winning.

Thanks a lot Osama!

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

Try harder, bud.