Thou shall sucketh me c**k Gertrude

Starting at Twatt and wrapping up in Shitterton right after Ass Hill is just sublime.

This space definitely doesn’t count as social media.

And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

Damn, that’s crazy…accurate.

Wait, are you saying that YOU’RE AI?

I dropped the ball on this one. Big time. The downvotes don’t accurately represent how ashamed I am of myself for assuming gender, species and brain function

Not or it, believe. A monkey and a parrot have both devised more than one joke on their own. You kind madam or sir are terribly wrong. Now if you were to qualified said jokes as funny, you may have been right. But behold! You have not so fuck you bruh.

Belief, deleted.

The homegrowns should be given a fitness test of doing at least 30% the workload of an immigrant to stay in the US. Less than that, you really don’t love “your” country. #gfys

Does the deal come with gargling autocrat jizz or do you throw that in for free?

Popsermeister?

This must be AI generated. It’s too brilliant.

Maybe where you shop.

As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

Boeing: No receipt, no return. Sorry Mate.

Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

Yes, this makes more sense. Thanks Chief.

Fucking up bears and raccoons?