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nobody with even half a brain cell would fuck elon
nazi on nazi violence
I’m rewatching The Boys, and I can’t help but to think about how Elon thought himself Tony Stark before, but now is full on Homelander.
He isn’t powerful enough to be homelander. He’s more like a pathetic Deep
He has Tony Stark’s superpowers and Homelander’s personality.
phoney stark.
don’t care about him growing up. but he needs to be bankrupted and in prison.
I mean it really takes a lot of assholery from everyone involved for me to not care about either of them or the child at this point.
Never let crazy put their dick in you.
I mean fuk elon ofc, but fuck this crazy MAGA influencer gold digger too. They deserve each other.
Did he though? A lot of these women are just donating eggs and then a surrogate is carrying the child, leaving them to raise it with a regular, fat check coming in. Not that raising a child is easy, mind you.
thats alot more complicated with a different surrogate mother, he just manipulates these women into carry his male seed. apparently the woman arnt following proper procedure in filing custody or child support.
It is if you are rich. Just pay someone else to raise them
This man really has zero redeeming qualities. Just a parasite
✅ all-knowing ❎
✅ As in Bocce ❎
is he from stargate?
yes cliff simon is the name, he died a while ago from a skydiving acident. alot of notable SG1 characthers passed away. moreno baccarin was on sg1, as the orici. i think the most recent one was “selmaks” actor.
indeed.
America needs nothing from Musk besides his head.
And you enabled him, and men like him all over the country you goofy ass bitch. Fucking mad that she’s unfavored in the harem with her goon loving ass.
Fuck her, she’s getting cheered on like she’s not apart of the problem.
She bby momma number 5. She deserves all the bad things that happen to here.
Friendly reminder that this woman worked in the Far-Right Press when she met Elon Musk and volunteered for this to get closer to him as recently as last year.
This is pure leopard+face.
Good good
Others have posted earlier tweets of hers that are basically “if a woman can get an abortion and it’s only her choice, then a man can also opt out of a child and not support it”. Literally leopard face eating.
And it’s also been speculated that Elon doesn’t conceive naturally, only IVF. So why the need for a paternity test? I think if they did have traditional intercourse that actually is in itself an interesting fact considering the other children. What it means I have no clue, but it’s an outlier.
Elon can’t get children naturally anymore, he’s got a botched penis surgery, and he’s dick is all bent and wierd.
Any number of things can happen with IVF and the paternity test is literally “This child is X and Z.” Courts recognize paternity tests, courts didn’t watch him nut into the jar, so until we confirm with the kid’s DNA - it could be anyone.
Lmao what you’re suggesting is IVF fraud committed by the doctor. Are you seriously suggesting that “well maybe Elon brought someone else’s sperm?” No. They signed contracts, did tests, were both very involved in the IVF process. There would be no question about paternity unless you were claiming doctor shenanigans or Elon slipping someone else’s sperm in. That’s NOT what’s happening here.
And “courts recognize paternity tests” is blatantly false. Once a guy’s name is on the birth certificate, even a negative paternity test won’t get him removed in most states. Reason being that the gov doesnt need more wards of the state and if there’s already someone attached, well fuck facts, it saves us money.
Dr. Donald Cline sired 94 children on his patients between 1974 and 1987. I’m sure he isn’t the only fertility doctor to have done so…
So again, if you’re trying to prove the doctor did something weird, yes. BUT THAT WOULD BE IN ELONS BEST INTEREST TO PROVE. He’d be freed of obligations to the child, would get his money back, and would destroy the doctor.
But Elon isn’t asking.
Y’all keep getting obsessed with “well what if someone falsified something during ELONS IVF?!?”. Then he wouldn’t be the father and he’d be happy to take it.
Y’all keep forgetting that Elons long term plans are to abandon his children. IVF shenanigans, unless it was like “oh you’ve never actually had a single child”, would FAVOR Elon.
So why is it the OTHER party that wants this? For her, it would only damage her case if they did IVF and it came back negative for paternity. So the only logical thing is, maybe they didn’t do IVF at all.
Or if you want to get crazy conspiracy theory: Elon hasn’t used his own sperm once. He acquired the DNA of a prominent Nazi(maybe even Hitler? WooOoooOooo) and has been using THAT DNA to impregnate women. She wants the paternity test not to prove he’s the father and get child support, but to out this secret fact. Maybe even just asking for the test is a form of blackmail. She can make the “paternity test” threat publicly and no one sees it’s really extortion.
There ya go, there’s a conspiracy that actually fits what’s going on, even if it is insane.
Could have been one of Trump’s kids if Elon got confused and spat in the jar instead.
I’m not defending Elon, I’m trying to make sure he’s got no excuses. Many states have a process for removal of a father on grounds of DNA evidence, despite your claim, but it’s certainly not an easy one.
Let me try to rephrase again… Let’s assume it’s an IFV pregnancy. There is already a mile long paper trial. Specimens obtained. Medical records. Doctors notes. Nurses and doctors as witnesses. Billing receipts.
The overwhelming evidence is already there that Elon is the father. In order for Elon not to be the father, IVF shenanigans had to occur. But NO ONE is arguing that. NO ONE. And it’s not Elon arguing for a paternity test to prove he’s not, it’s the woman arguing for one to prove he is. None of that makes any sense whatsoever if this was an IVF pregnancy like all of Elons are supposedly.
Which leads me back to my original point that so many seem to have missed: I don’t think this was an IVF pregnancy. If it were, so much of this would be cut and dry unless you’re suggesting Elon used someone else’s semen(which then he’d be happy to ask for a paternity test knowing it’d fail) or the doctor lied(which again, it would be in Elons best interest to WANT the test). It just doesn’t make sense that this was IVF. The ONLY plausible scenario I can see where this is IVF is if Elon is trying to claim she slept with someone else at the same time and he’s claiming it’s not his. But again, if he thought it really wasn’t his for that reason, he’d want the paternity test too.
I just don’t see a IVF scenario making sense here. The paternity test only makes sense to me if it was a traditional sexual encounter.
Nurses and doctors as witnesses.
wait, they get to watch me nut in a cup?
like the two way mirror kind of watching or the cheering on a marathon runner by the sidelines kind of watching?Ummm no. “Nurse, did the patient enter the room alone with an empty sample cup and exit with a full one? Did they sign the form?”
Fucking perv
Yeah she supports traditional family values
Talulah Riley seems like a keeper he couldn’t keep. She also didn’t just let him use her as a birthing machine.
I’m happy they’re being treated like the brood mothers they are.
Fuck this guys but this is probably the worst designed infographic I’ve seen.
A fucked up infographic for a fucked up family. I think it’s perfect.
I love the editing out of the sunglasses myself.
I mean… why…?
? It’s fine. I prefer a clear family tree but it’s a decent use of space.
I can’t tell who is the mother of the bottom left 4. Either blur their whole face or don’t bother with the eye bar that accomplishes nothing. Why only age on one of the women? Etc
He probably ought to think up some names for those two.
How about Adolf and Joseph after his heroes?
having a child from a man-child who has been a known man-child for at least the last five years and then complaining.
Yeah, unfortunately I think everyone sucks here. She is speaking the truth but to have a baby to Elon likely makes you a terrible human being
Her Twitter account is going to get banned.
And nothing of value was lost.
He is broken, and he loves it that way.
Don’t expect him to change.
Like she didn’t know he was all this before fucking him?
to be fair to her, he doesn’t fuck. pp too small/broken.
I think almost all his kids are artificial conception.
still though, she should have known.
Elon’s daughter claims the ivf is to ensure the child is male - https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/health-fitness/health-news/elon-musks-daughter-claims-he-uses-sex-selective-ivf-to-ensure-male-children-heres-what-we-know-about-the-procedure/articleshow/118970559.cms
Which is a whole nother level of messed up.
Yeah as a trans woman conceived by ivf as well, holy fuck yeah I’d be pissed if it was sex selective. And yeah it shouldn’t be legal to sex select like that.
IVF alone can have complications. I was conceived this way due to parental infertility and have no issues with that. But it resulted in chimerism that definitely has caused issues in my life and part of me wonders if it played a role in me being trans.
Sounds like the perfect cover for a man who has a permalimp ketamine dick.
think almost all his kids are artificial conception.
He does artificial insinuation so he can select for generic traits. For instance, you’ll notice all but one of his children are born male, and the one he hates the most transitioned to female.
Which one is born female?
One of Grimes’s children.
Vivian Wilson is awesome. I hope she continues to put that accelerationist manchild in his place and can successfully emigrate from the US
I feel like that’s even worse because they had to really try. At least with sex the kid could have been an accident and she was just leading Elon on for money. They’re all so gross
There’s some rumor (which I believe he started) that he has some sort dick implants. Dick implants have a horrifying track record of failures.
Then why paternity test? If this is IVF no need.
Elon could just claim that it wasn’t his sperm that was used, which wouldn’t surprise me in the least
anytime court cases are made for child support a paternity test must be carried out.
it’s to absolve the court of any wrongdoing.
Then that would be a fraud charge against the doctors he paid and would absolutely show he’s not the father(which until then he’d be assumed to be the father and there’d be no debate). So why does SHE want it and not him?
People are missing my point tho. I’m not talking about the paternity specifically. I’m more intrigued by the possibility that this WASNT another IVF baby because otherwise why care about paternity so much when the default assumption is that if Elon paid for IVF it’s obviously his. You don’t need a paternity test, just a single receipt.
Really, the only use for a paternity test when IVF is done is to prove that it’s not yours when it was supposed to be.
i agree dating musk is pretty dumb at this point but that’s no reason to start blaming the victim
So much sympathy for this victim. They’re both getting what they deserve.
The misogynist cow knew exactly what she was getting into and actively sought it out. The victim here is the child.
