• Carmakazi@lemmy.world
    77·
    5 days ago

    Some kaiju-sized demon could cleave Tampa, Florida in half with a flaming sword of the damned and all twitter would have to say about it is “would.”

    • SmokeyDope@lemmy.worldEnglish
      49·
      5 days ago
      > kaiju demon cleaves Tampa
> prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground
> they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling 
> "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident"
> mfw its national news station with live coverage

      Twitter: “lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild”

    • Jayk0b@lemm.ee
      7·
      5 days ago

      You know the movie “The end”? With Seth Rogan etc.

      BIG DEMON PENIS XD