🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon sees a happy couplesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square134fedilinkarrow-up1659arrow-down121
arrow-up1638arrow-down1imageAnon sees a happy couplesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square134fedilink
minus-squareNaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days agoAll the blokes I’ve met that are happy in love are just gentle and respectful, especially of consent. Turns out, and I know this is a shocker, we’re not fucking aliens we just want to be treated as equally valuable and interesting people.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoIf you were getting it on with aliens, you’d be especially valuable and interesting.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoA lot of women I know would love to get it on with aliens, but are stuck with humans. Mind and gentle Terrans are worth settling for I suppose…
minus-squareareyouevenreal@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI mean I am at least normatively a guy and I would have to consider a relationship with an alien. Could definitely be interesting. Humans are very flawed creatures and are frequently disappointing.
minus-squareNaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoThose prelubed long grey fingers just do it for me mate.
All the blokes I’ve met that are happy in love are just gentle and respectful, especially of consent.
Turns out, and I know this is a shocker, we’re not fucking aliens we just want to be treated as equally valuable and interesting people.
If you were getting it on with aliens, you’d be especially valuable and interesting.
A lot of women I know would love to get it on with aliens, but are stuck with humans. Mind and gentle Terrans are worth settling for I suppose…
I mean I am at least normatively a guy and I would have to consider a relationship with an alien. Could definitely be interesting. Humans are very flawed creatures and are frequently disappointing.
Those prelubed long grey fingers just do it for me mate.