https://www.newsweek.com/married-women-stopped-voting-save-act-2029325

womens sufferage sucks

women suffer so much because of too much responsibility so maybe we shouldnt give them any and just give them a small monthly allowance of $5000 thats one idea lets talk about some more

husbands votes could just count as 2

although my wife was reading over my shoulder and hit me just now over that idea so maybe not lets move on okay

promise youre not pmsing

we have to know whether people are serious or not so there could be a check box for whether youre pmsing and if you are then your vote doesnt count and everyone knows pmsers physically cant lie because
1) their dopamine is too low to get a reward from it and
2) the low serotonin production reduces risktaking behaviors
however the associated drop in acetylcholine is associated with reduced inhibitory control so maybe everyone should be given an acetylcholine shot before voting

the typical female brain is a delicate flower

voting is too taxing for a brain that hasnt been made rigid and overflowing with juices by a hefty amount of testosterone and everyone knows taxes are bad so we should make work and voting optional for people with delicate estrogenbased brains and mandatory for everyone else and borrow a little bit of money from every man in the country to give them a monthly stipend to keep them from trying to vote but if they vote they lose their stipend or maybe they can elect to get punched instead but keep the stipend idk im still working out the details

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        6 hours ago

        That’s a really accurate assumption! In my defense, it’s way cooler to publicly react while uninformed.

        Reading? The way we’re behaving, we don’t need… Reading.