NASA satellites discovered that Earth's surface has lost enough water to empty Lake Erie two and a half times since 2015. And the problem could be here to stay.
…I vote we decide on a climate landmark to establish the initiation of the global end of the world party. Anything that’s currently illegal due to longer term consequences goes into ‘fuck it!’ territory. Drugs of all kinds completely legalized; conditions that contraindicate using those drugs like pregnancy are ignored. Social standards around things like sex are dissolved (other than consent - that stays). Just nonstop hedonism, feasting, drinking, fucking, etc while supplies last.
Then when supplies run out, we all hit the big red button at the same time. Nukes. All of them. Detonated in as close a synchronization as we can get them, and our failure of species goes out in as painless as possible of an instant flash.
…I mean, it’s that or slow-burn to death anyway, we got nothing to lose.
I’m game for an end of the world rager. One last dance (and mountain of party drugs) before the world ends, would be quite nice.
Some kind of ‘kool aid’ might be easier to get ahold of than access to nukes though, all things considered.
(I was going to make more jokes about Jim Jonesing this thing, but they’re going to be misinterpreted and I’m too fucking soul tired to want to deal with reactionary people anymore.)
…I vote we decide on a climate landmark to establish the initiation of the global end of the world party. Anything that’s currently illegal due to longer term consequences goes into ‘fuck it!’ territory. Drugs of all kinds completely legalized; conditions that contraindicate using those drugs like pregnancy are ignored. Social standards around things like sex are dissolved (other than consent - that stays). Just nonstop hedonism, feasting, drinking, fucking, etc while supplies last.
Then when supplies run out, we all hit the big red button at the same time. Nukes. All of them. Detonated in as close a synchronization as we can get them, and our failure of species goes out in as painless as possible of an instant flash.
…I mean, it’s that or slow-burn to death anyway, we got nothing to lose.
Just try organizing a militia and you will find how oppressed we already are
The only thing that works now is indiscriminate attacks on the wealthy, it’s the only thing they won’t see coming
I’m game for an end of the world rager. One last dance (and mountain of party drugs) before the world ends, would be quite nice.
Some kind of ‘kool aid’ might be easier to get ahold of than access to nukes though, all things considered.
(I was going to make more jokes about Jim Jonesing this thing, but they’re going to be misinterpreted and I’m too fucking soul tired to want to deal with reactionary people anymore.)