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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago

everyone has a price

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everyone has a price

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago
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r*ddit

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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Reported for credibleposting

    • verity_kindle@lemmy.world
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      Shine on, you crazy diamond. I ignore your report and raise you a new fridge.

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Lol

  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world
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    Knowing their oligarchs, they would pocket the money, buy a chandelier, act like nothing happened, and continue the war.

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      A fugly chandelier made of antlers and tinsel.

    • InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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      Nah, they need the end their war with the west, that’s where they keep all their shit.

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        That’s what you think. That’s why they bought the chandelier

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    I thought they’re already offering cash to defect. Or was that only if you brought equipment?

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      That’s for mobniks and the like. The prize offered isn’t large enough for the ones enabling the war to defect - They only have incentives to keep on keeping on and avoiding windows.

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    Ukraine bribes Russia, Russia bribes Moldova and Moldova helps Ukraine

    Infinite money loop

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    The bribe should be on a payment plan, also make sure to give them plane tickets to Spain again.

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    Danegeld has never been a bad idea

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