That fucking eyeliner
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don’t you put that evil on us
It’s a music genre btw
I don’t know any bands of the genre but as someone damned to Ohio it tracks
I met Bob Nanna one time while he was hosting trivia
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn’t. I don’t think he did at the RNC. I’m sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
No surprise he’s fine with make up
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I heard he got RFK’s brainworm. This might make him smarter.
The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can’t. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
“forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his
wifecouch” FTFY
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
Don’t you mean “sofallis”?
Couch-rot
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
I don’t get it. I think you’re supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
Is he wearing eyeliner?
Yes!
Sounds like he’s admitting to grooming kids with his non-gender-confirming makeup.
To the camps with him.
Huh… I mean alright I guess? Surprising though.
To be fair, a far-right wing lunatic having consistent principles would be more surprising…
Always did no? Probably for some obscure reasol like to anger the left or something.
Idk lol I don’t really follow his makeup routine closely. Just noticed in this photo.
i was about to post the same thing, what the hell’s going on there lol.
Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He’s even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
And his couch.
Sexy imported furniture
Fine Italian Sofas are his favourite…
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
I know but there’s no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
Bad blood has some seriously fucked up connotations that I wouldn’t use it personally.
Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.
how many are you using? that might be your problem there
Neil Sedaka would concur
The French disease, the Italian disease, the Spanish disease… Wherever your country thinks people are a bit too loose and foreign you can blame syphilis on them.
The Canadian disease it is, then.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
No thanks, you probably have The Canadian Disease!
The pox can mean a few things now though.
Yeah but syphilis is the great pox(la gross verole) so it’s really got this covered.
I thought it was Chlamydia?
It is not. The reason is gross. Lol
JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
He just bragged about getting some good hairy pussy…
And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that’s what you should do.
New world record, man has given syphilis to over 100 coutches!
This meme would have had a bigger impact if it weren’t something that was true. The point would be to lie about shit about him to call attention to his bullshit.
Saying things that are provenly true isn’t going to carry much weight.
_Sofa_lis
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
Very nice sentence there!
It’s a bit of a run on. Lol. And I think global and personal should be flipped. But I’ll let it stand.