My 21yo niece asked if I was voting Trump so she could cancel it.
I said DO IT. No idea why she thought I would vote for a asshole but whatever gets her going.
The American fucking dream here.
You’re not kidding! I was obsessed with getting thumbs ups
A bit later in the game, you can kill the ghosts. I think you get their weapon right after.
Same. The intro is long like any Kojima game.
Then I tried it a year later and forced myself past the 5 hour mark.
Then another five hours.
Then 40+ hours later, I realized I do love this game. This really stupidly weird game.
I am so angry that I didn’t just enjoy the heck out of Death Stranding, I freaking love it. Why did I spend 20 hours finding mats to build a highway so I can travel a bit faster?
We give someone with a high school diploma a few weeks of training a badge and a gun. They don’t even have to fully understand the law.
And now they can tell if you’re high or not from first sight.
“I’m just asking questions!”
I can’t imagine what it feels like for a Uber driver. Riders are literally behind you, sitting in the back seat. There was a tiktok video of a psychopath jokingly pointing a gun at her driver.
I read this as “No Pronoun Problems” and was like, dayyum, Two Face got my vote. Hell yeah de-gender those bathrooms in the Two-Face Goon cave.
There was a movie or show where they ripped a hard drive out of a server and then punted it through a gunfight. It slid on floors, rolled around a dozen times, and the hero picks it up and leaves with it.
And it just works.
The seat belt is hiding his boner.
Don’t feel bad about it. It’s common.
People who shout, “It’s just a joke!” Forget that sometimes, memes is the only time a person thought about that problem and now it’s what they believe.
We’re not going to stop Shitposting any time soon.
Parachuting isn’t as easy as pulling a wire and gently floating to the ground. Those who parachute professionally take hundreds of hours of training. If you’re brand new, you’re required to strap yourself to a professional.
I read this horrible post a few years ago where a PoS passenger didn’t buckle up. So the car drove off a cliff, her body flew and killed people in the back seat who were buckled up. The driver survived since he was buckled in.
This fucking dork snorts so much cocaine he forgets he’s in reality and isn’t hidden behind one of his sock puppets.
I’m not angry. I’m just confused.
This is apple we’re talking about. So it’ll be $500 and called the iDock and the fans will call it innovation.
Dang, I can’t find a number.
Anybody that doesn’t look like a generic character from a PS1 game, I’m calling them up.
If 114,428 Odessans get crotch-checked and only 1 is trans, well so be it.
Oh? I’ve been seeing it more. Is there a way to know and get the right source? I kinda hate MSN.