What if you’re already gay?

I didn’t know that. I thought it was because America.

Not shitting on it, but like if some fancy person was like, “I’ll use my Great Britain Royalty card!” I’d roll my eyes too.

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you’re out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

I will eat my hat if Joe Biden wins because The Onion Endorses Joe Biden for president

Seriously.

1 website that forwards data to all the social media platforms.

This message has existed for 10 hours and a cryptobro hasn’t commented yet?

This hurts so much. Being in the tech industry, I see it everywhere.

I went to a AI conference and you can just sense how bogus it all feels. Like “Our patent pending AI system references billions of crowd-sourced data points to identify what you are craving for breakfast! Never think about breakfast again!”

And as a engineer speaking with other engineers, we all collectively shrug and just keep taking the money. I’ll AI your toaster for enough money IDGAF.

I want this as a sticker now.

To this day, I still can’t believe how long Reddit defended underage porn subreddits. Literally do nothing and say “free speech” . Then suddenly a news article happens and then they finally take action.

Yeah. There’s some quirks.

So if you’re used to modding by moving files around and editing a text file, you’re right at home. Same process. Maybe some Linux quirks like running the game with some command lines flags.

If you’re used to modding by clicking a few buttons on a mod manager, nah. We aren’t there yet.

Aw gross tig buddy cartoons yikes.

Can you share those links so I know what sites to avoid?

they finally think about the voters.

Okay so apparently you’ve been burying your head in the sand because it’s been nothing but progress in the past four years. From college forgiveness, to decriminalization, drop in violent crime, expanding overtime…

But nah it’s cool bro THANKS BRANDON or whatever y’all say

(White House does anything)

This person: Why are they interfering with the election?!

When I was a teen, the nearest health center was a LBGT-friendly one. And we got LOTS of free condoms.

Of course, I didn’t actually use any until much later in life. But still…

Not really what Valve did. Valve kept doing cool things that benefit the customer, while the competition actively drove them away.

I don’t follow social media. Is BlueSky feature rich and only getting better?

I used to be like you, laughing and enjoying life.

The new director of technology we just hired a few months ago flexed about how he’s now hit 6-digit donations to Star Citizen. It’s still early and he hasn’t shown any results, but if he’s following the Star Citizen path of growth, my department is fucked.

In my city, there’s a LOT of homeless addicts who abuse drugs. My city invested heavily in providing specialists who walk around with narcan and other supplies.

A few years prior to that, Law enforcement used to arrest these addicts.

Lists of accomplishments?

Being only relevant a few months during election season.

My solution:

1 - Hi what’s your name?

2 - Sorry one more time?

Okay [name], thanks! One moment need to step away. (To write it down in my phone)

3 - Oh hey again! I’m sorry I forgot your name again. It truly escaped me and I mean no offense.