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TriflingToad@lemmy.world to Weeviltime@sh.itjust.works ·
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How would a giraffe weevil wear a tie?

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How would a giraffe weevil wear a tie?

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    Imagine for a moment that instead of resting your tie in the cuff atop your shoulders it was strapped tightly to the back of your skull.

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    Anyone that even for a second thinks option B is correct, needs to find a corner and think about their life choices for a few hours.

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        That’s only because he’s wearing a comically oversized tie in this example. If he wasn’t taking tie tips from a certain American politician then he’d be just fine.

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          He’s obviously wearing his tie in the style of the giraffe weevil, regarding the length.

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        Ok you, spit that crayon out and sit in the corner.

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          While you wait, this Marine Corps recruiter would like to have a few words.

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    I think it would look pretty good if it was on that joint on their neck

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    Comrade weevil rejects the capitalist tie paradigm and lewdse a worker revolution instead.

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      Weevil criticized the government to a loyalist at the bar and disappears one day, his family does not receive rations because he went missing on his way to the bread line.

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