I pulled a tooth out of my dads face once with some fishing line and a scrap piece of wood

It was awesome

Got about two months to inflict as much damage as possible. I hope we make it count.

Strap the fuck in, American people of the Fediverse. This table of lunatics is about to make your lives much harder and more dangerous.

He tried to fight a gorilla at a zoo one time. They didn’t let him.

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Oh, I see. Thanks!

Fuck Nazis. Also, what are the arrows pointing at

Majority of American voters: Omg I love these things! You have my vote!

This entire incoming administration is hand picked for the purpose of fucking America up as much as possible.

Humans: What a bunch of absolute bastards

Yup, I had the same thought. The slap was just to generate hype. The fight was pretty tame. This was just a money making event.

Looks great! Also, I think duck is the best tasting bird.

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You get me so hot

Oh wait that’s just my capillaries rupturing

Yea, I thought maybe they migrated away from them too, but wasn’t sure.

Is it Netflix’s fault or AWS?

But wouldn’t you love to see it happen?

I’m here for both of those things. I only wish it was Mike Tyson in his prime so we could really see a total annihilation of this asswipe.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

No no. There are 2 other people who agree with you