Gotta…push…harder!
shits out internal organs
Dieticians hate this one easy trick that will have you shedding pounds in an instant!
One figure I saw was that the average person produces “one ounce of poop for each 12 pounds of their body weight”, so the bigger you are, the more full of shit you are.
Not really. Since you’re larger, your shit as a percentage of body weight doesn’t go up.
Small people are just as full of shit as large people.
“28g of poop for each 5.4 kg of their body weight” for the metrically inclined
I don’t buy it… maybe as an average
I just started a cutting phase of dieting, 2k calories and I crap way less than when I’m doing a 3K bulk.
I just shit on my kitchen scale.
Oh word I thought I was the only one.
Serious moment here: Due to the medical condition I’m dealing with, I have to weigh myself and record it at least three times a week and yeah, after I shit in the morning (which is basically right after I get up) I do it then. It’s also when my body is most empty, so I try to keep that condition consistent and wait until a little later if I need to.
No, I don’t need this. I just use a regular bathroom scale. But this isn’t as utterly insane as it sounds.
But this isn’t as utterly insane as it sounds.
It is not very convenient though, cause you’d have to lift your feet off the ground and hold sit very still for a few seconds to get an accurate measurement. Putting your feet on the ground while sitting would mess up the measurement
Does it display measurements in Katie Courics?
Or the metric unit Bonos
did i miss something?
Unit of poop measurement referenced in South Park episode More Crap.
About damn time! Got tired of constantly weighing myself before and after on the bathroom scale.
Just shit on the scale
The people who can use this must not be able to reach the floor…
I can’t even get my kitchen scale to read a consistent number when I pick up the thing I’m weighing and set it back down. The shifting weight here between seat and feet would kill any and all usefulness.
Ooh! Maybe you are supposed to do a starfish before and after the dump! (Jazz hands optional)
For some reason, I imagine this being used as part of a proof-of-work scheme for a cryptocurrency that rewards you for pooping.
A true shitcoin
hold my beer…
deleted by creator
“innovation”
Mine would say error!
Ew, that nas.
