It’d go like this: “Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?”
door slams
Apparently there was a musical about this guy and his disappearance
Sounds like a star wars character.
Darth Bum Farto.
“This Bum Farto stinks, I tell ya!”
Look I’ll name my kotor characters what I want and you can’t do anything about it
Whatever drug he was dealing should be called ‘he who first smelt it’.
I mean, I imagine it was crack.
That’s 100% the name of a Benny Hill character or something out of the British Panto tradition 😄
He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn’t happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.
Vanished like a fart in the wind
I wish his name was Richard…
whoever smelt it, dealt it.
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