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7 hours agoWe’ll make great pets.
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Cake day: September 28th, 2023
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People inside the US think “Portland, OR what?” Is funny.
7·8 days agoDear Liza, Dear Liza…
Brian Lagerstrom
You Suck at Cooking
7·8 days agoRyan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.
His future’s so bright, he had to install shades.
12·13 days agoAstronauts: we’re not high enough
NASA: we got you covered
4·15 days ago“Why is it always a penny for your thoughts, but you gotta put your two cents in. Someone’s making a penny.”
Steven Wright
4·15 days agoRemember Alice? This is a song about Alice.
131·15 days agoUsually people say “premature optimization is the root of all evil” to say “small optimizations are not worth it”
No, that’s not what people mean. They mean measure first, then optimize. Small optimizations may or may not be worth it. You don’t know until you measure using real data.
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8·17 days agoNot machine washable, but doesn’t need to be.
232·20 days agoNo one goes to the Louvre, it’s too crowded.
You can be sanitized?
They read the book: “To Serve Man”