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“I could feel them cry out all a once, in a measured, even tone: ‘Hmm.’”

UGH, Harris vs. Trump again? No thank you!

Inside of you there are two Trois…

(But only one Mr. Homn. I mean, he’s a big guy and there’s only so much room in each of us.)

“HELLO CLEVELAND ALPHA-SIX!”

Here’s an archive.ph link, maybe that will work better: http://archive.today/2025.05.14-174804/https://www.binghamton.edu/news/story/5547/do-your-fingers-wrinkle-the-same-way-every-time-youre-in-the-water-too-long-new-research-says-yes

Look, no one should be surprised – Palpatine was talking about Project Order 66 since he started running for senator!

Exactly!

That’s how they came up with the Cybertruck!

Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw?!

My Uncle John would do that. He was my mother’s brother though…

“Dead by stardate 5928.5! Dead by stardate 5928.5!”

“It’s just a matter of time before she discovers I’m only an emergency hologram…”

AI: The grift that became a cult.

The paperboy that tossed that old-timey newspaper has one HELL of an arm!

Oh look, the workers built a statue of Elon:

Welcome back, Stamets!

Hmm, could be the whipped cream from an Irish coffee 😋

Cat Venom?