If anyone has any good tips on beating the midges, please share them!
I got absolutely devoured this weekend up by Loch Latrine (edit: Katrine) (completely forgot it was midge season, so I was unprepared).
In the company of my family, I can only find some small comfort in the evident fact that I protect them by being so fucking delicious that the little flying bastards are gagging for a piece of me and so ignore them. And no, I am not prepared to be a ritual sacrifice for you and yours as well. Fuck, I hate the midges.
Whose hair is that?
Remnants of my small child, we sacrificed her to the midges to save ourselves. RIP
(It’s a guyline tied up on the outside of the tent)
Based on your picture, they were not satisfied. Do better next time.
Try bringing a bigger child next time.
