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Dude they’re falling apart and shit
But there is nothing like a cool body on a warm night.
OP is into some necro fetish
OP either needs more or less Jesus in their life
but… it says until death do we part.
is that amended?
and then to the other guys question, how functioning are we taking here? English speaking or just bbbrrraaaaiiiinnnssss
Limited English and regular zombie noises.
I’d guess a large number of Asian males would go for this. While this may sound racist, I’m speaking to the current social dating situation where males vastly out number females, causing some …societal pressures. anything from robots to zombies to tenticle monsters… they’ve at least thought about it…
O_o
“Vastly outnumber”. The ratio is 50.4:49.6.
While yes, considering about 3 billion people in China and India alone, that’s not a huge disparity.
Some people say that there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.
What in the fresh chicken fried fuck is this question
Dry ass pussy son.
But love is love I guess¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How do they smell? How’s their mental functioning?
Maria just takes a bath.
As for her mentality, she’s supposed to be a zombie without craving flesh and blood because of how I developed my version of zombies.
Think like a friendly zombie.
But like plants vs. zombies dumb zombies or…?
Some of them are more functioning than others.
Just like us
Right, that’s just how I wrote them.
But how did they write you?
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Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get buried!
No. No, would not marry anyone dead WTF? Don’t zombies in popular culture want to eat the living, and a bite turns you?
Not the way I wrote them.
This post is a good place to remind everyone who likes zombie flicks to watch Fido (2006).
Good idea! May I recommend Colin (2008)?
Hmm, it could be good. Thanks for the recommendation 👍🏻
You’re welcome! :)
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Are you out of your cotton-picking mind? No.
The author of this post is confirmed to be Tina belcher. She just doing research for her next friend fic
