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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless

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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless — The Shovel

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Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance was being provided urgent medical care today after he found out that the man used to justify his party’s policy positions was a single, childless, unemployed hippie with two dads.

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You offer good insight, also I like your username
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  Thanks. I’m a dog person too, so right back at ya.

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