Fingers crossed 🤞 behind his back

Oh, pooh

He has “McDonald’s brain”

RFK is a trash human

Oh he definitely swallows

<pictured: the Cowardly Lion, Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man, gather backstage before donning their costumes for The Wizard of Hamas>

Oh, don’t worry. That was just the new Secretary of Defense and a few of his buddies out blowing off some steam and having a good time.

2028…? 👌😆🤣 It’s all over but the crying.

You can thank Merrick Garland.

”You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself beat to death by Jake Paul…”

There could be something delicious in here that wasps do make, and I want that.

—Charlie Kelly

No shit, Sherlock.

No fucking duh.

Shut the fuck up though, Wasserman. You and Brazile and the DNC are pretty much why we’re in this shit stained hot mess.

Except for one thing.

I read this title, got a little excited, then checked the Nasdaq, Dow, and S&P and all 3 are at all time highs. So is Bitcoin…

What “tanked” exactly. Help me understand this post.

The dishonorable judge Griftopher Lopez

Raw milk and raw dogging porn stars

Politician life

<looks at Warren…>

<checks calendar…>

<squints…>

<scratches head…>

He can tear up all his own DUI’s now instead of having his Daddy do it

Gaetz has a decent chance of getting more done than milquetoast Merrick. (Laughcry 😭)

This timeline is completely FUCKED.

”Would you like fries 🍟 with that…?”

🎵 BA-DA-DA-DA—DUM…🎵

🎵You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into the couch hole🎵

🎵Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss🎵