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Honesty is the key for a long lasting relationship. You did well man
While this wasn’t actually me. I do make an arguably absurd amount of small dick jokes towards myself.
To ward off the shallow people from your mega penis?
Sorry, that’s magnum dong.
Dr magnum dong. Sir magnum dong was my grandfather.
Better line: oh no, mine’s not even half that long.
c/suicidebywords