• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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    5 months ago

    Being rich isn’t going to save your beachfront property from the next super hurricane. The leopards will be eating everyone’s faces.

    • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      But Lord Emperor Trump sold me this Bible and said that the Lord wouldn’t flood the earth again!?

      Also this hat, whenever I wear it, people key my Ford F150.

      Jokes on you Prius! You can have all the vegan fart sniffing you want while I roll coal!

      'Murica!

      (Also /s)