z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agoIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down120
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-26 months ago“Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?” “I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass.”
“Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?”
“I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass.”