I look at things like this, on our own planet, and my mind boggles at the thought of what alien species might look like

How about anyone whose job is taken by AI gets a universal basic income paid for by taxes on those companies

I’m booking flights as we speak

You’re doing God’s work, OP

Lol thought you were going to say “…prepping for four years and it might be their only chance to shit in the Seine”

Any of the original Indiana Jones films.

They were storyboarded almost like a comic book. I once heard a University professor online talking about how you can watch any of the three original movies in black and white with no sound and still have a perfect understanding of the story; that’s how strong they are . If you ever want an entertaining evening, invite some friends over and do just that.

Sure bud

How has that got anything to do with religion?

That’s not a monkey’s paw, that’s just… sad.

r/im14andthisisdeep

There are versions online that you can 3d print already

2500 years later…

Archaeologist excitedly unearths cuneiform tablet

Hmmmm… “Ea-nasr… is… a cunt?!”

Quietly reburies tablet while looking around furtively

I would help myself become more confident, less anxious and a better person.

I know that sounds lame but that alone would be worth more than any stock tips to me.

Sending my mind back to the past is the wish I keep in my back pocket to blurt out if I see a falling star or meet a geanie.

Was that the number of wigglers he injected into Stormy Daniels?

It’s never too late for a good bazinga

I’d still rather have kind, silly grandpa than angry orange grandpa

Does anyone else find the term “creatives” to be so damn condescending? It’d be like calling executives, “Admins” or “powerpointers”

Great humanist values there, pal 👍

Well that depends on the laws where you live but if you actually want the contract to be enforceable then yes, it needs to follow certain rules, and no, you can’t just “write any bullcrap”.

Why are you so angry