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cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net ·
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God this next financial crash is going to make 2008 look like nothing.

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God this next financial crash is going to make 2008 look like nothing.

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cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net ·
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  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Cyberpunk dystopias in fiction:

    • Weyland-Yutani
    • NorthAm Robotics
    • Wayne-Powers Enterprises
    • Blue Book
    • E-Corp

    Cyberpunk dystopias in real life:

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    This is going to lead to some type of legal squid/hunger games type situation.

    “Unfortunately your credit and down payments are too low to qualify…but if you sign up here for Beast Games you’ll have a chance to win a qualifying loan offer with only 14% interest” bougie-wink

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      Someone must have shown Kaiji the ultimate gambler to Jimmy.

    • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      He set up the brand and infrastructure for Beast Games to take advantage of precisely this.

      • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I hope he hires someone who knows how to run and organise a gameshow. This shit is boring.

    • ComradeRat [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Mr Beast plz make kids nation s2 plz thx

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    Calling my banker to discuss Investables.

  • The_hypnic_jerk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Not beating the anti Christ allegations

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t support his usury policy

    But I do support his destroy himself in every way that matters policy

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    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mrbeast-accused-massive-crypto-fraud-192203107.html

    I’m very excited for the most phrenologically untrustworthy person in pop culture to do an even bigger financial crime against his child fanbase. This will manifest 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼.

  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    MrBeast kind of feels like a parallel to young trump

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    mr-beast qin-shi-huangdi-fireball stonks-down

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Load all your medical debt on your Mr.Beast card for a chance for it to be forgiven by Mr.Beast himself!

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    You laugh, yet this is how some (if not all) of the main banks came to be during the earlier days of Capitalism. Random gigabillionaire creates a bank to become uberbillionaire and then gives unlimited loans to Argentina which crashes the entire financial system.

    Now I wonder if milei asks MrBeast for loans. Just imagine that situation.

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      Yeah but at least the Medicis had taste. Mr. Beast will be commissioning AI slop to have printed out and framed.

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    not calling it MrBank

    smdh

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    only a few years ago this would have been an SNL skit

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    All my $BEAST gone.

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    Sometime in the future:

    rampant inflation has resulted in the price of a single feastable being over 10 million BEA$T

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    mr-beast is going to take over America and make it like south korea

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