I don’t have to Google how they work, I own two of them and use them every day, and have never once had shit shot into my ass, nor have I ever heard of such a thing happening to anyone else, and have no idea how you think that could even happen. You’re the one that made the claim that they somehow shoot shit into your ass, it’s on you to explain how exactly you think that works. Not sure you know what disingenuous means, either.
No, I’m not going to go scour the internet in a fruitless attempt to find evidence to support YOUR absolute batshit claim. While this is fascinating, and I truly wonder what else you are confidently ignorant about, think it’s time to just call you an absolute twatwaffle and go about my day. Good luck out there, you’re gonna need it.
That a whole lot of words for “you’re right but I want to hide the evidence”. Dude just be a man and tell me to fuck off you enjoy ass squirts. Have a good day man. For real.
Ok, here goes - Fuck off, I enjoy not touching my asshole and wiping shit from it with my fingers, unlike you who prefers doing that, with fucking baby wipes even. So manly, so alpha, so not gay at all.
What? Do a basic Google search for…what, exactly? And post…what?? What the fuck are you talking about, once again??
Again being disingenuous. Google how do bidet work and post it.
I don’t have to Google how they work, I own two of them and use them every day, and have never once had shit shot into my ass, nor have I ever heard of such a thing happening to anyone else, and have no idea how you think that could even happen. You’re the one that made the claim that they somehow shoot shit into your ass, it’s on you to explain how exactly you think that works. Not sure you know what disingenuous means, either.
So you don’t want to present evidence gj, you’re fake and unintelligent.
No, I’m not going to go scour the internet in a fruitless attempt to find evidence to support YOUR absolute batshit claim. While this is fascinating, and I truly wonder what else you are confidently ignorant about, think it’s time to just call you an absolute twatwaffle and go about my day. Good luck out there, you’re gonna need it.
That a whole lot of words for “you’re right but I want to hide the evidence”. Dude just be a man and tell me to fuck off you enjoy ass squirts. Have a good day man. For real.
Ok, here goes - Fuck off, I enjoy not touching my asshole and wiping shit from it with my fingers, unlike you who prefers doing that, with fucking baby wipes even. So manly, so alpha, so not gay at all.
Wow you don’t wipe you ass? Dude get your life in check…
You got it genius.