Even better… old-style trolly cars have independent front and rear brakes. Time it right, lock the back, and pull a skater’s grinder across both tracks. Ride atop on the roof and ring that bell like a Rice-a-Roni promotion until everything wipes-out. 🤙

Gargamel: Origins (2025)… in theaters soon. Rated R.

That’s cool. This sub\community is very lighthearted. It is also very international. Cool tip: if you happen to catch yourself on a word or phrase that wasn’t inert\commonplace\or a opps-i-didn’t-know-it-was-even-a-thing… I myself just take the hit, put that in my to-do box, and move on. I have plenty other funny bones to contribute.

In a nutshell that’s the internet-- no one asks you to hide or change yourself, but flamewar can happen like a diesel truck thru a nitroglycerin factory.

If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby…

The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!

The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)…
Air Marshal: What’s the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I’m the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I’m about to open up some freakin’ windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.

Poop knife joke.

I couldn’t find a “you’re here because of coffee”. So this was the next best.

Builting

The 2006 secret santa guy who handed-out large sums of cash to people who were shopping in thrift secondhand stores. Billionaire or millionaire? Wiki says, “Stewart made his fortune through cable television and long-distance calling”. Plus I recall a vague memory from the news where he said, “I’ve been in Forbes Top 100 everything far longer that I can remember”. So that’s something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)

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My guesses would’ve add: Bolivia… Guangdong Province… Kilimanjaro… a Hammerstein music fest in White Rock, British Columbia.

Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on “colored pets”!

“Mom I want a zebra.” “We have zebra at home!”

Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator…
" A.I. in 21st century… "

" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "

I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc… is considered a Moving Violation ticket.

Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ’s, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
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Your last question…If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it’s a hazard.

The toil. The hardship. The lament. I was writing 10 screenplays deep into a 13 episode season. And in a blink of an eye, shoved everything into the back of a drawer. And said to myself, “that should’ve never happened - that all needs to stay inside my head.”

Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That’s nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It’s plain.
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Ha ha ha! That’s a giraffe.

This came back from "cow of judgement -“crow” " on DDG.

Freeways are free. Alleys are allies. Avenues have venues. Way – that’s just a universally accepted “yes”! It’s 2024. Only roads are forced to work?! My asphalt!.