If you’ve looked around and checked some menus, you’d see that “Dubai chocolate” is all the rage. I saw Lindt selling it while leaving the grocery store, the bougie donut shop has a seasonal Dubai chocolate donut, and a cart opened up selling it locally too.
How has pistachio + chocolate been able to inspire such a marketing blitz? Why do 3 real estate conglomerates in a trench coat pretending to be a country need to invent a new dessert? Lastly, since Dubai is close to Iran, where I assume they source their pistachios, shouldn’t all this pistachio stuff be red?
I don’t know but they’re trying to charge me 15 fucking dollars for a candy bar so fuck that
If I’m paying that much it better suck my dick
I independently, though obviously I knew not originally, came up with ‘for that price it better come with a blowjob’ and have been saying it for like 15 years. I’m just glad to see I’m not the only one.
Somehow we got one for like 30. It was amazing. Local chocolatier so. Still ridiculous. Still would do it again. Yum.